Let’s see who’s over 18
still have this on VHS!!
Shanghai, Hong Kong, Egg-Foo Young, Fortune Cookie always wrong!
Everybody wants to be a cat.
because a cat’s the only cat
who knoooows where its at.
(Source: andthis-is-whoiam)
(Source: cruelmagic)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
i prefer a lot
Getting real sick of PENIS being forced down people’s throats like this
Dear tech support,
I used my 3D printer to print out a 3D printer, and they became self-aware and began killing. Please advise.
*stabs you in your chest*
You're bleeding because you don't floss.
So close.
[via]
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)
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