Living in a house of broken mirrors

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:04:05 -0400

Facts: Life Hacks: Nuclear Weapons

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:03:13 -0400

Did you know you can make a nuclear fusion device at home?

All you need are a few household items, a little bit of patience, and a Class 1 Top Security clearance for the manufacture of biological, chemical or nuclear weapons under the Fermi laws of 1954 contingent to permission from the United…

liketheesun: thetallblacknerd: tarynel: thetallblacknerd: I find it comical when women think I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:02:58 -0400

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:51:18 -0400

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:49:36 -0400

promo4homo: still my favorite post

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:25 -0400

promo4homo:

still my favorite post

derpdrew: tokyoghettopuppy: dad-rock-davos: hobbit-queen: drs...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:46:50 -0400

derpdrew:

tokyoghettopuppy:

dad-rock-davos:

hobbit-queen:

drsammich:

dragondicks:

frenchdad:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO COMPREHEND HOW MANY HUGE DOGS THERE ARE IN ONE PLACE ITS LIKE IN A VIDEOGAME WHEN YOU SPAWN A BUNCH OF STUFF GOD

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

THAT’S A LOT OF DOGS

Many dog!

i want to live in dog forest

I WANT THAT ONE AND THAT ONE AND THAT ONE AND THAT ONE AND THAT ONE

/SpawnMob Dog

meme4u: http://memeblock.com

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:44:24 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

thefrogman: Warp Dogs.

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:43:40 -0400

thefrogman:

Warp Dogs.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:42:54 -0400

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:37:02 -0400

narkythemaskot:

majinkura:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

still have this on VHS!!

Shanghai, Hong Kong, Egg-Foo Young, Fortune Cookie always wrong!

Everybody wants to be a cat.

because a cat’s the only cat

who knoooows where its at.

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:25 -0400

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

freelancefailure: ashleykatchadoorian: lickypickystickyme: App...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:32:54 -0400

freelancefailure:

ashleykatchadoorian:

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

i prefer a lot

Getting real sick of PENIS being forced down people’s throats like this

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:19 -0400

freelancefailure: Dear tech support, I used my 3D printer to print out a 3D printer, and they...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:25:33 -0400

freelancefailure:

Dear tech support,

I used my 3D printer to print out a 3D printer, and they became self-aware and began killing. Please advise.

meme4u: http://memeblock.com

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:22:32 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

Dentist: stabs you in your chest

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:18:47 -0400

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:18:31 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: So close.[via]

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:13:42 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

So close.

[via]

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:11:56 -0400